Programmers vs. The Matrix

Matthias, Wolfgang and Stefan planning their infiltration of Nick's secret source code repository

 Your smelly secret code is like a virus infecting the entire code base. I can taste its stink as it fogs up my ray bans.

Nick, you vill gif us ze codez to ze build server!! 

Disclaimer: this comical blog entry bears no resemblance to actual people or events (except for some possible similarity in hairstyles and fashion sense).